The unmistakable Muslammic-American relations gathering, “Islamia Coexistence Embassy”, has been weeping over the American eating regimen for a considerable length of time, guaranteeing that it is “in face to face encounter with their wants.” ICE feels that the United States ought to adjust to their desires by advancing an across the nation restriction on the butcher and utilization of pork items.
ICE representative Mustafa B’Jaii clarified more:
“Americans are messy pigs. But they eat pigs. That is savagery and human flesh consumption is against god.
Yet, pigs are against god regardless. Sickening creatures. They lie in their own excrement, you know. Furthermore, they have cloven hooves like Satan. That is the reason Allah disallows their utilization in each confidence, not simply Islamia. They are the encapsulation of Satan.
That is the reason Americans will all consume in damnation forever. They disregard the desire of God. Their book of scriptures plainly expresses that the cloven hooves are prohibited, yet they don’t eat anything yet bacon. In each feast… ..bacon. They are totally damned.
So the answer for our requirements is likewise to the greatest advantage of the savages. Boycott the pork and afterward all in the nation will discover everlasting harmony with Allah in life following death.
Extremely… that is everything necessary. Cut the bacon and rest in His arms.”
We are a Christian country, B’jaii. We don’t adhere to your religion rules. Also, never allude to our Good Book. We are American! We get the chance to pick which parts get us into paradise. That is the manner by which God planned it.
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